My GPS

If I’m not here at my blog, I’m at UnconcernedCitizen.com. If I’m not at UnconcernedCitizen.com, I’m at the Unemployment Office filing for an extension. If I’m not at the Unemployment Office filing for an extension, I’m at Starbucks getting a Mocha Java. If I’m not at Starbucks getting a Mocha Java, I’m at Taco Bell getting a Taco Supreme. If I’m not at Taco Bell getting a Taco Supreme, I’m at McDonald’s using the bathroom. (McDonald’s has the cleanest bathrooms.) If I’m not at McDonald’s using the bathroom, (McDonald’s has the cleanest bathrooms), I’m at 7-Eleven buying a lottery ticket. If I’m not at 7-Eleven buying a lottery ticket, I’m at my condominium taking a nap. If I’m not at my condominium taking a nap, I’m at my condominium sleeping.